Yesterday I found myself in the Banal Zone.

Yesterday I found myself in the Banal Zone. My cousin's fiance and I found ourselves discussing cheese and cheese product. I insisted on only having real cheese on my sandwiches &

Pure juices to accompany them. The cheddar, pepper jack and mozzarella started a nuclear war in the cheese bin. My fridge made crunching noises all night. Nobody slept any more!

That was until the fuse had to go out in my fridge. The unfortunate incident resulted in a beautiful downstream of golden glowing cheese into the kitchen floor and to the front yar

d. As if knowing this day would come--and suspiciously ready for it too--my daughter was rafting down the liquid fermented dairy river. As she passed the front door I called out

'I won't see you again. But things will change. This world will change. I have to go. I have to use my gift, this curse, for good. To better peoples lives. I love you..."

His words rang cold against her heavy heart. It seemed so unfair that she had to give up the one person she could love for the sake of a cruel, undeserving world. She closed up the

hatch,pressed the ignition & leaned back as her rocket blasted off from the abandoned field where she'd spraypainted "Good bye cruel world!" She would find another one not so cruel

where passive aggression was punishable by death! She hurtled uncontrollably through space/time until she came upon a little planet, landing on beach with waves of methane crashing

! She changed her name to Hillary and married a slick fellow named Bill. And well, you know the rest of the story. It's not one you'll hear anywhere else but here in FoldingStory.