Joe RavenCrow cast the circle and tuned his

Joe RavenCrow cast the circle and tuned his field. "O Mighty Kool Aid Man, hear my call! Please help me with my drinking problem. I ask this in your name. Oh Yeah!" The wind stirre

d because Joe RavenCrow had called on the wrong powers. The wizard had told, "Be careful, you fool!" He didn't call the Kool Aid man, no he called Kool and the Gang.

They did a celebration all night long and kicked up so much dust they set a new world record for sneezing. Rabelais and Gargantua were present to award them the trophy they coveted

but Gulliver accidentally stepped on it and I guess it is a belt buckle now. Rabelais was mad at Gargantua because he is sure he was the one who invited Gulliver and maybe divorce

was back on the table. Gargantua looked startled to hear that but had to go fix some other disaster that Gulliver was making in the marina. She had others to protect first, again.

Much to her consternation, Gargantua found Gulliver down by the beach, the pelican clad in sailing gear and tied down by the lilliputian Minish, adorable little helpful creatures.

Apparently the pelican thought he was Donald Duck and the Lilliputian Minish were trying to gaga him so that he couldn't annoy anyone else with his speech defects. Gargantua and

Her genius brain thunk up a plan to chip away at the tower's height each day, thereby reducing the amount she had to climb. It would be long and enduring, but Methulusa began her

task. On the 4th day she swung the pickaxe. The tower shuddered. The outer layer crumbled, revealing a phallic structure inside. Changing plans, she began sucking the tower down.