Dubbed "Woodtricity," the newly-discovered

Dubbed "Woodtricity," the newly-discovered source of biopower had a controversial side-effect: radioactive, porous nodules appeared on the equipped trees, oozing a sticky mucus.

The sap had a strong hallucinogenic effect, such that every man, woman and child in a woodtricity-powered armor suit imagined themselves in a society of Ents.

But these Ents were diseased. They were plague by a swarm of little Elves. These elves bored holes in the Ents' bodies to hatch their brood an make overly sweetened cookies

The Keevils supplied the Overlord Sauropod with the One Cookie to rule those who had tasted the Keevil cookies. Unfortunately on the way through Smurfwood the Keevils were waylayed

by Hydroxlanders, who took the One Cookie to be thrust into the fiery pits of Easee Bak Ovan. But the Keevil's cookie fell into a treacle creek, disappearing from legend until

above the platter and took on a life of its own. It was like being on the front row of a David Copperfield show. Keevil backed up hoping to take Joe's eyes off of the floating

object above the platter, but he lacked the back to grab the gaze. The floating object took a life alright: Joe's. Transfixed, Joe found rhapsody in death's steely ensemble. Keevil

's death knell sounded like Gershwin met Bob Marley as Joe's spirit was sucked up into the floating orb. Keevil's laughter floated away from the aftermath, exploding into a rainbow

of sound. "I guess the whole squad has seen the consequences of messing with the very fabric of reality," a scientist nearby told me. I was just glad I escaped with my life.