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Dubbed "Woodtricity," the newly-discovered

  • Dubbed "Woodtricity," the newly-discovered source of biopower had a controversial side-effect: radioactive, porous nodules appeared on the equipped trees, oozing a sticky mucus.

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  • The sap had a strong hallucinogenic effect, such that every man, woman and child in a woodtricity-powered armor suit imagined themselves in a society of Ents.

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  • But these Ents were diseased. They were plague by a swarm of little Elves. These elves bored holes in the Ents' bodies to hatch their brood an make overly sweetened cookies

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  • The Keevils supplied the Overlord Sauropod with the One Cookie to rule those who had tasted the Keevil cookies. Unfortunately on the way through Smurfwood the Keevils were waylayed

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  • by Hydroxlanders, who took the One Cookie to be thrust into the fiery pits of Easee Bak Ovan. But the Keevil's cookie fell into a treacle creek, disappearing from legend until

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  • Joe the hobo sang the magic song. 'There's a lake of stew and whiskey too, you can paddle all around it in a big canoe, in the Big Rock Candy Mountains'. Keevil's cookie elevated

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  • above the platter and took on a life of its own. It was like being on the front row of a David Copperfield show. Keevil backed up hoping to take Joe's eyes off of the floating

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  • object above the platter, but he lacked the back to grab the gaze. The floating object took a life alright: Joe's. Transfixed, Joe found rhapsody in death's steely ensemble. Keevil

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  • 's death knell sounded like Gershwin met Bob Marley as Joe's spirit was sucked up into the floating orb. Keevil's laughter floated away from the aftermath, exploding into a rainbow

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  • of sound. "I guess the whole squad has seen the consequences of messing with the very fabric of reality," a scientist nearby told me. I was just glad I escaped with my life.

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