It was a cold rainy day when Miguel was hit

It was a cold rainy day when Miguel was hit in the head with a shovel, and became unconscious. When he regained consciousness he was in

a tacobell bathroom somewhere in new mexico, he had a tingling sensation. when he looked down all he could see was...

blood yes blood he thought he could tolerate tacos now that had gained superhuman powers but that was not the case , now he has to get rid of his ego and pay a visit to the Doctor

and get expensive pills to numb the pain. The tacos where to power full. the doctor prescribed many many drugs but in the end the taco had won the fight and he was left dead and

gassy...extremely gassy. Eating the entire Taco Bell dollar menu in one sitting, it turns out, is powerful medicine only if you're looking to cure yourself of a horrible case of

posterior polyps. A coupla of spicy chalupas & a bean burrito & BOOM, them polyps'll blow right outta ya! Better than a colonoscopy, eating at Taco Bell is cheaper than going to

a polypologist. Also the explosive effects of the fare at Taco Bell has a decided contraceptive effect - so it's win-win. If you have further problems with your polyps, don't call

hings to oligarchs -- their guts are flimsy, too much fine eating, and the wrong bacteria all together. Like I said, don't call us." My enterologist-agent hung up. My career was

becoming difficult to stomach. Whose words would inspire the literal dozens of disinterested passersby, as mine had for a millenia? A light winked out of the sky tonight.