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"List of Things I Have to Do Today" 1. Scrub

  • "List of Things I Have to Do Today" 1. Scrub the toilet 2. Do my laundry 3. Walk Fido 4. Find out what I have in the refridgerator and make dinner 5. Find the car keys I lost last
  • time I scrubbed the toilet - could there be a connection? 6. Find the car I lost last time I walked Fido - ditto. 7. Telephone mother. 8. Find a girlfriend. 9. Clean blood from
  • back car I found in 6. that I used to car-walk Fido. 10 Buy a new Fido and bury old Fido. 11. Stop watching Letterman's Top Ten. 12 Send my list to Letterman. 13. Stop making list
  • -erine popsicles. 14. Try to remember that thing I forgot. 15. Make a list of everyone on the Hollywood blacklist. 16. Make a list of all the playlists of the first generation
  • 17. World domination 18. Resolve the SALT talks. 19. Cure for Cancer 20. Rearrange my sock drawer 21. Remember to pick up baking powder (Pancakes YUM!) 22.
  • Start stocking up on rogaine®, Viagra® & pepto for the retirement years. 23. Count number of hairs left in my "barcode". 24. Have my will drawn up so that no good cheating tramp
  • -oline salesman who slept with that no good cheating tramp wife of mine gets my anthrax collection in the mail. 25. Catch 'em all! 25a. Capture a Gideon 26. Reread LOTR 27. Make a
  • conglomerate list of all my other lists with color coding for importance and urgency. 28) Take the vacuum in for servicing. 29) Vacuum house. 30) Check with Manatee P.I. regarding
  • my lost diamond encrusted toilet plunger. I had the Manatee P.I. searching the entire Bay of Biscay for it after it got sucked through my toilet after I laid an especially large
  • Taco Bell inspired dump. Huge. I had to get the plunger after it and BOOM gone. They did eventually find it. One of those wily sea turtles had made off with it. Case closed.
Started
2011-05-31 23:05:27
Finished
2011-08-05 11:51:08

12 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Aug 05 2011 @ 14:51

    Excellent. my list is on the internet. Now I'll never lose it.
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    DanMars Aug 05 2011 @ 22:47

    Ha Ha, this is great!
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    SlimsBro Aug 07 2011 @ 01:35

    And in an ironic twist, the email after the one informing me this fold was finished said "Take the plunge!"
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    SlimWhitman Aug 07 2011 @ 17:29

    Take the plunge right here: http://foldingstory.com/bkkjn/
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    gbgbgbgb Aug 24 2011 @ 22:14

    I love this story so much. Grats for making the August newsletter!
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    sundancer Aug 25 2011 @ 13:58

    Awww thanks for making my story featured this month! :-)
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    DanMars Aug 25 2011 @ 14:20

    It's impressive how many people continued with the list, nice!
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    buddyboy4711 Aug 25 2011 @ 17:37

    Happy to see this one make the Newsletter. And congrats to SlimWhitman, 49erFaithful, and Chaz for surpassing 1,000 likes!
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    49erFaithful Aug 25 2011 @ 17:52

    The cyber-champagne and -cigars are on me! Some great lines in this one for sure.
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    Chaz Aug 25 2011 @ 18:20

    An infinite number of monkeys is jealous :)
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    SlimsBro Aug 25 2011 @ 23:54

    I'm so proud of my bro... *sniff*
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    m80 Aug 27 2011 @ 03:26

    Well deserved!

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