A drunk man named Nikita its and a woman

who, unbeknownst to them or anyone else in the entire world (save for Old Man Kook who lives in the woods), is secretly the half-Asian man named Doctor Spooky.

Doctor Spooky's real name was Jim Chung, but here in his childhood treehouse that didn't matter. Through his Spooky Binoculars he watched the civilians below. Loading his Spooky

lunch box of Spooky Ham, he glanced over the window. Down below he saw his nemesis Jim Ching. He darted down to meet him. "Long time no see" said Jim Chung.

He was startled. Jim Chung, his chief stalker, was behind his usual tree. "Excuse me a sec," he said to Jim Ching. He walked around the tree to confront Jim Chung using non-violent

Chung-Chi, a stalker self-defense program he patented years prior, when Jim Chung was more passive-aggressive in his stalking and tree-fondling. Chung, the chief stalker, stood

and sometimes sat. He was even known on occasion to recline. But not today. The word of the day today was STROMBOLI. Chung stood looking at it. Stromboli. Stromboli? Stromboli!

From somewhere in Chung's childhood he remembered a cartoon character named Stromboli. A huge, evil Italian guy. Nothing edible. By now Chung had become quite hungry. He went

for a volcanic eruption pizza at Da' Ginostra. One Pizza Calderra extra magma!" Chung sat in the best spot right next to the Pizza Oven powered by the main vent.

The pizza he ordered had everything on it. The toppings fought for every inch of space with the mozzarella and tomatoes. The cooks made it to order. Chung took one bite and died.