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She had begged and plead that he go to a

  • She had begged and plead that he go to a synagogue so the demon attacks stop finally. But he had never wanted to go, so she drove him there and got out of the car with him.

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  • This synagogue was in a new part of town for her. They almost got lost. The GPS suddenly went on the blink, and at the worst time. The buildings were all new, built overnight. Odd

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  • Job threw his bowler and sliced gashed her cheek. She normally didn't like to fight. She tasted her own blood and a primal rage erupted and she

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  • ate her own head, peeling after peeling, cheek, neck, eyelids. All the while chanting: "It's only a flesh wound!"

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  • Monty Python meets self destructive beauty cult commercial reached its peak with the fish slapping intended to as skin astringent.

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  • Interestingly enough, I couldn't actually believe my eyes. Did all that really happen? Or, was it merely TV prematurely influencing my inner workings?

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  • The option it turned out to be was that although my eyes had been duped the sight they gave helped me see the TV's premature ejaculation miss my inner workings & short circuit the

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  • toaster. How the heck was I gonna fix my bagels in the morning now that I was blind and toaster-less? I blamed society, and took to walking the streets wearing a sign which read:

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  • "I can't see you, are you there? Feed me a bagel i have no toaster and im blind. Eat my ass." Hopefully some kind stranger on street would oblige.

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  • Sadly, he flunked Panhandling 101, especially the rule “Don’t insult the marks.” Telling marks “Eat my ass” got him no handouts. He graduated the course, achieving REAL starvation.

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3 Comments

  1. revital Dec 19 2019 @ 21:30

    I just burst out laughing in the break room at work ????

  2. Woab Dec 22 2019 @ 13:37

    Sorry! We should have warned you that might happen.

  3. SlimWhitman Dec 23 2019 @ 06:34

    Yes, FS is NSAW!

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