Jedi Hand waited hat in hand for the door

Jedi Hand waited hat in hand for the door to open. A hat selected for its texture, in the hope that Lurch would like it when JH visited the Addams residence for a play-date with

the dark side of the Force. Jedi Hand laughed. How foolish the Wookiee padawan "Lurch" had been. He would join the Sith or die. No-one could stand in the way of JH's unlimited

ambition. The Wookie Padawan sensed untold evil leagues deep within Jedi Hand. It made him mad. No, anger only seduces you to the dark side. Patience. The Wookie focused on

happy thoughts, like a gourd full of Thikklian brandy. Jedi Hand could sense the Wookie Padawan's weakness for liquour and pulled the tap down, filling a pint of

Dirk's Drano for the megasized furball. The Wookie pounded the pint and it went straight through him. He said "Arhhhggghhahrrrrr". Jedi Hand just smiled and nudged Jedi Shariff to

wake him up. Six Dagobah daiquiris later, Jedis Sharriff and Hand were stumbling up and out. Suddenly Jedi Shariff backed away from the bar. "Careful there! You almost stepped in

Foot followed. Hand grabbed a meat cleaver and cut off Foot. Toes 1 to 10 were placed on Dr.Demento 's desk and lectured on how Foot was wanted for 3,586 murders and listened to

"ghetto music", which lead to Foot's ruination. But somehow Foot managed to escape the police for years, disguising himself as a torso with a jewel in its belly button. People were

fighting off walkers then, so a naked torso with pierced belly button just lying on the sidewalk was no biggy. Foot kept his toes until someone thought of removing the "jewel". RIP