Disney bought the Playboy Mansion and turned

Disney bought the Playboy Mansion and turned it into an amusement ride.

exited to see that a tap dancing dinosaur gave them free lollypops and a ticket to the baseball game. Unfortunately the car went to fast and took them to the Vietnam.

Once in 'The Vietnam', they traded their "The Ohio State University" sweatshirts with some locals and hopped back in the car, hoping to make it back in time to enjoy the baseball

equipment trade show, featuring the latest and greatest in sweat-wicking and crotch protection. Tai and Greg held onto their wallets, lest they be conned into investing

in plate male jewel protectors, and velcro padded codpieces. But now Tai & Greg had to run a gauntlet of testing ball clackers & tackle thwackers

, some of which worked to protect heir privates better than others. At the end of the day, Greg and Tai were black and blue in the baby-making department, fed up with their jobs.

Tai had her bits sewn together with mint-flavored dental floss and joined a convent; Greg became a eunuch and the convent’s head chef, specializing in dishes with oysters, figs,

terrapins, and pterodactyl eggs. Even as a eunuch, he was still a man. So Greg was not allowed to speak while at the convent. And Tai, as a nun, had taken a vow of silence. How to

communicate? Greg and Tai found a way to do so and not break vows of silence inside the convent. It did, however, evacuate the convent and burn it down: They sent up smoke signals.