Wolwerine made her hot! He...It...?...(didn't

Wolwerine made her hot! He...It...?...(didn't matter)was her ultimate fantasy object!Cartoon version,animated,movies...She couldn't get enough of him!Until one night her boyfriend

cut the cheese.

enjoy the heated salsa especially with tortilla crisps. What a fantastic snack for their party tonight! Just as long as the unicorn shows up and the troll doesn't. Honestly these

flash mob raves are getting out of hand. I really hope the unicorn shows, he is so dreamy! we've been online chatting for months, and I am in LOVE! I hope he is, too, I only lied

about the size of my horn during our online chatting in hopes that he would ask me out for pop tarts. But, now I fear he will deny me that sugary sweetness when he learns

that my horn only toots off key on most days. That damn trumpet I've blown it and blown it to with no success and now it was going to keep me from my most precious

pair of slippers. It is so strange, because I've never had trouble blowing things in the past. Well this will make yet another good band camp story for the grand kids someday.

I tried my best, but just could not manage to purse my lips into a blowing position. Damn those plastic surgeons! The Andy Griffith Show Whistler understood then that

stopping a fan with my lips was just as bad an idea as with my tongue. O, woe is me.