The car fell on top of me and I smashed through

The car fell on top of me and I smashed through the skylight, plummeting to the warehouse floor beneath me. I flexed my hand and I slowed down. The cheese had found me at last...

But the flavour of cheese was unexpected. "Swiss? I thought you guys were neutral," I said, licking my wounds. The cheese pulled a glock out of one of his holes and

put a few holes in my Velveeta bodyguards who did a cheesy imitation of Emmentaler before oozing onto the pavement. Kraft was muscling in on the Swiss cheese mafia's hometurf, but

With a massive groan, God flooded the earth again. Puns were beyond redemption. Noah invited the animals to dance with the tropical birds. "Two can can-can as toucan can."

So God shot a 1.21 gigawatt lightening bolt on Noah's stupid ship. Fire, smoke, burning flesh filled the air. God inhaled deeply. He loved destruction, he really did. It was

such a sick dream. My delusions began to creep back into my life during the past few days. I'm so fragile I feel as if I am about to break. Hopefully I break through the

trials and tribulations and not through the ice I'm standing on. Is this all another delusion or did I come out here on a suicide mission? The ice began to crack beneath my feet as

I raced across the frozen lake. But a few more yards & to safety & on to the mission. The cracks rang like gunshots; my legs slipped & slid across to the shore. Safe & the package

were too much for my hands to hold onto. Spring was racing along the horizon at the same rate my quarry sank in the lake. That is why to this day I fish here at night, every night.