Bianca was procrastinating by taking the

Bianca was procrastinating by taking the Psychology Today 'Why Do You Procrastinate?' quiz. There was a tiny thump - a dead mouse had fallen out of the hole next to the radiator

two largish roaches began squabbling over it & all three were devoured by a feral cat. Bianca decided it was finally time to clean house & shoved the magazine back under the bed

fellow which was so strangely lying with her. Bianca had entered politics through a strange twist of fate. After winning the lottery, she became locally famous and the mayor

invited her to a campaign fundraiser on his yacht. She wrote out a fat donation check but when the mayor made a pass at her belowdecks Bianca decided to hit him where it hurt. She

douse the limb in the cold, stinging beverage. Left with no choice but to amputate, he bit down on his own left arm, groaning mightily as he swung the glass pitcher toward his

3rd leg. The alcohol did little to minimise the pain & as he examined the amputation he discovered he had not severed his 3rd leg but just mangled it up a bit. He took another swin

swing at his 3rd leg with the ax, but this missed entirely. He instead hit his 4th pinkie. He cursed at the pain and he sad to see his favorite

fifth oboe leave the symphony. The legato counterpoints lack punch without his screaming through the double reeds. "I've got a wind instrument you can play," interjected the

Vietnamese wizard hiding among the reeds. The wizard revealed himself, before he could show his marvelous craft he fell down a hole dug up by his son. He wasn't seen again