Well, Prince, so Genoa and Lucca are now

  • Well, Prince, so Genoa and Lucca are now just family estates of the Buonapartes. But I warn you, if you don't tell me that this means war, if you still try to defend the infamies

  • Napoleon huffed. A poison star flew out of his blowgun and struck the whoever it was that was just speaking right between the eyes. Napoleon threw a grappling hook over

  • the top bunk and climbed up for a juice box. He sat on a broken Lego castle though, which reminded him that Khan's party was today. Napoleon grabbed his bayonet and crocs and

  • Said, its been almost three years and this folding story is only in its third line? He added this fourth line over cognac and roast pork. Who will do the next line, he wondered.

  • Why it's me, Oiseau! This story has a ways to go, but don't think about that. Think about how far it's come. Five folds, containing who knows what twists and turns? Pretty neat.

  • Neat or not, the five could be seen no more. As it turned to the next fold. MWahahahahaahahaaha!

  • The Evil Folder #5 said to themself. "MWahahahahahahahahhaahah." They said as well. They thought I had fallen into their trap but blame derailment on me. I came prepared. Witness

  • #1 for the defense took the stand. His cel rang. "Do you mind if I get that, Your Honor?" A bang of the gavel: "Rude! Rude! Give me that. Hmm, you use Sprint?! Verizon can save you

  • up to 15%! Motion denied due to conflicting brand messaging. Please proceed with your Nacho Cheese™ Doritos® cross-examination, counselor." "Thank you, your McHonor. According to

  • my records, the defendant used actual cheese on the cheeseburger. I rest my case." The judge frowned. "Guilty. The sentence is death by cholesterol. Have mercy on his roll."



  1. IceSquad Jun 18 2019 @ 11:54

    This story has me doing some serious roll searching.

  2. LordVacuity Jun 18 2019 @ 15:19

    For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and forfeit his roll?

  3. SlimWhitman Jun 18 2019 @ 16:16

    The first product placements were made by the Napoleon roll, and it was all Welllington from there.

  4. LordVacuity Jun 18 2019 @ 16:32

    Yep, you'd have to wear Wellingtons when the shit got that high. Some days you needed waders.

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