I didn't forget to remember that I forgot,

I didn't forget to remember that I forgot, I still remember that. What I still don't remember is what was forgotten. As of now, I think it has only been forgotten once. Unless I fo

rgot that too. Wait, maybe that is what we forgot: how many times we forgot. If that is what we forgot lets make sure to remember it now in case we forget again. So how many times?

.................................................uh.............................................Well, let me see.........................................I think..................4.

I had the answer, Professor, but the stench from the lunchroom made me forget it. 5. A dingo ate the part of my brain that remembers stuff. 6. I will answer you come payday. 7.

I awoke on the planet ZA and it took all day to find my way home. 8. Someone broke into my apartment and stole my homework; they did not steal my television or computer. 9

12. I created meatball-stuffed croissants for my diplomatic visits to all 196 countries, where I was expected to sing each national anthem. 13. I crocheted a cute owl. 14.

Just a week later, my tortoiseshell cat created the first cat-phone so now I had to add her line to my account if she was to reach me overseas. 15. Oktoberfest meant I needed to

drink beer and forget about life but my cat was globally famous meaning I had to take her on talk shows throughout the country hindering me from my fun.

Her fan base was ecstatic to see their idol on a live set in person. Or in the fur. My cat said very little, however, because after all, she's a cat. It was a purrfect performance.