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It is decked out with an actual dual-deck

  • It is decked out with an actual dual-deck cassette tape player – which was used for making mix tapes. Good times (analog style). And notice the

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  • the equalizer right next to the mega-bass button. The mega-bass button and left side of the equalizer might as well have not been there. On day one you press mega-bass, the end.

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  • Then your car lowers. Then you have custom steering wheel. Then you have rims. Then you have a girl friend with a foul mouth. And then mid-life crisis strikes. "What's it all

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  • about??!" you scream into the black of night in the heat of your existential angst. Your fancy car and foul-mouth girlfriend won't help you here, no matter how hot she is.

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  • No, Susan Boyle and your Gremlin may both be driven fast, but they

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  • can't keep Pacer with my Nash Roadster with Dyna-glide transmission. My sedan was the envy of the

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  • classic car club. She is a killer ride, and the troopers had no chance of catching me. They think I have been poaching and trading deer meat for

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  • car club points, but it wasn't true. The deer meat was for Lola, the beautician from Meyers county that I just couldn't get up the nerve to ask out. 43 haircuts in a row. I'd soon

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  • figure out a way to get her into my trailer and make her forget that asshole from the football team. Her Daddy owned the largest plots east of the Sassafras. Damn I wanted in.

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  • On one hand I could drug & seduce her, then blackmail her dad into making me rich. On the other hand I could get her home safe, and work my way to the top. It was an easy decision.

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