Sunday is a happy person. She wears fancy

Sunday is a happy person. She wears fancy clothes and is always smiling. She loves good food, picnics and parties and sometimes goes to church. Monday, on the other hand is sad

and suicidal after the Happy Mondays lead singer hung himself. Tuesday is race day. The ladies wear hats and try to attract the attention of

rich guys who might want to come home with them. If the rich men don't want to come home with them, the smart ladies have a security team on hand to steal their bank details.

At least this was the plan, however when the first rich man showed up the smart ladies were thrown off. The rich man had a stealth bill fold. The smart ladies ran to the bathroom i

nside of a larger bathroom in the meatlocker in the kitchen. This was some swank joint! The rich man's stealth billfold was one of the "Gateways to Hell" identified by Vatican

& the Obama administration, though neither would admit it. Both the Pope & Obama needed the rich man's $$$ to further what was what secretly known as The Cause. The meatlocker was

guarded by Secret Service as the meeting commenced.The rich man was brought in & shoved under a hanging side of beef.Obama leaned across the table while the Pope observed. "We want

ten million in cash, and a hit of that sweet herb in your pocket." The Pope closed his eyes as if in prayer, and Obama twitched nervously. The rich man agreed, and they smoked like

and he figured "You know what? S***w it, and S***W THIS WHOLE 'PIETY' NONSENSE!" as he dived headfirst into a crowd that had formed around him, his robe fluttering away...