The Disco Ball was taken out of the sieve.

The Disco Ball was taken out of the sieve. They placed the sieve on David's head. David was strapped into the electric chair. He was given the switch so that he could self

that offshore hash smuggling operation? David chuckled to himself which the priest took as a sign to continue with the death prayer. But David was lost in thought. The best day of

his life had been the day he had got the Pope high. Maybe karma was real after all. The priest hovered over him. Why was unction always so extreme? David smelled, in both ways.

Firstly through his nose and then with his emergency nose which was located behind his left knee. What David smelt was fishy behaviour - the priest was giving him bogus unction!

The emergency nose was the best in many situations. David smelt laundering of drug money, and the priest was part of a pedophile ring. What to do next?

David's nose 1st led him to the laundromat & said the password to the guy at the front desk:"Change this 50 into quarters for me." The guy nodded and led David to the money launder

The launder led outside to the back door and replied, "we don't have change. Go home."

I stood my ground. It was time to turn out my pockets, all of them. The laundromat attendant watched in surprise as I unlocked hidden pockets within pockets. A flood of coins spill

ed across the floor. I remained rooted in my place, staring straight ahead as the laundromat attendant tried to stifle a scream. I won this battle once again. The dryer dinged.