Was It wrong to draw breasts on the "Hang
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Was It wrong to draw breasts on the "Hang In There" kitten poster?
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The Egyptians didn't think so. To them it was either a Sphinx or Bastet. Which was awkward when they began worshiping at my dormitory door. "I need to get to class!" I begged
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the question: Have I ever actually been to class? I'd been against class ever since I found out they took role.
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But I suppose if I'd ever gone to class, I would know the difference between "role" and "roll". Ah well.
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Sadly, I joined a group of roll-playing gamers. I was a level 3 baker with a spatula of destiny. My side-kick was a Master of Crumpets.
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Our plan was to spatulize the holy hell out of every bag of flour from Kansas City to Vienna leaving only crumpets crumbs and fatherless children in our wake. But somewhere around
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Cherry Hill, New Jersey, our arms got tired and besides, in our zeal for spatulization, we'd left our inflatable rafts back in Kansas. We opened our bakery there and got rich sell
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-ing so much moonshine that the cowboys on the far side of Cherry Hill new Jersey simply missed Kansas all over again. But this wasn't what the HH The Dalai Lama had in mind for
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his last appearence on
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Letterman. What a debacle. He stopped the fan with his tongue alright but since then he couldn't lick icecream, blow a rasberry or french kiss without hearing a Gene Simmons joke.
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KieferSkunk Oct 22 2012 @ 17:18
Apologies to MoralEnd for being such a grammar nazi. ;)
MoralEnd Oct 22 2012 @ 18:01
I appreciate being helped.
Chaz Oct 22 2012 @ 20:31
Fan Man is back! http://foldingstory.com/lr9he/jb8pxq/ as seen on Letterman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB-uK4akI2Q
jaw2ek Oct 23 2012 @ 12:37
"spatulize the holy hell" is pretty cool phrase.
SlimWhitman Oct 23 2012 @ 15:58
Did someone say spatulize? The Spatulator http://foldingstory.com/yet9l/ Capt. Spatula http://foldingstory.com/beutf/ Spatula threat http://foldingstory.com/xiynp/
PurpleProf Oct 27 2012 @ 21:33
What is it about spatulas that we all like so much?
KieferSkunk Oct 28 2012 @ 00:21
They're flat, you can whack people with 'em, and they're fun as hell to talk about. :)
SlimWhitman Oct 28 2012 @ 06:05
They're a silly assault weapon.
mensaque Oct 28 2012 @ 13:10
Indiana Jones Agaisnt the Spatulas from Hell...there's a movie I'd like to watch!As the set,the hot sands around the Sphinx and the inside of the Great Pyramid crawling with nazis!
KieferSkunk Oct 28 2012 @ 16:10
The spatula traps in Hitchhiker's Guide are good too. :)