If you ever wake up from this nightmare tell
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If you ever wake up from this nightmare tell your aunt Sandy that the
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"...re's a monster in her basement. Boo!!" yelled Nurse Judy. No response. Judy often tried awakening her dead or comatose patients with scare tactics. Once, she fully revived
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a man who'd been dead for four days by telling him that after he died, his wife up and married his son. He woke up ripping mad and ready to kill. Bill was still in a coma, so she
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lost track of the crossword puzzle she was doing. Mrs. Tyrannosaurus Rex shut the book & took her son Oedipus out from the father's coma ward to buy Oeddy some new contact lenses.
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It was already dark by the time they finished shopping. Oeddy's T-rex arms were too short so Mrs Rex had to help him put his contacts in. She would visit her husband tomorrow.
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The crispy critters populated the sidewalk after the rain, only to be eaten by dogs and cats. They must have tasted good to my cat! Was it autumn or spring outside? Only the Great
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Catspy knew. The Great Catspy whose mistress a certain Miss Tabetha Pussyfoot, of persian persuasion lived in the Valley of Catus catus. My Cat Mr. Bibbs mit the Great Catspy
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at the Festival of the Dogs where they shared a bit of Cat-Nip. They discussed their "Felines", and decided they both were lucky enough to have the
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kind of tails that humans adored - large, furry and very fluffy - which gave them almost a passport to come and go as they pleased at the canine festival. This was unusual for cats
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who, as a rule avoided canine festivals. When the fetching bitches showed up, though, the place went doggone wild! Man, that festival was a howling success. Like, spot on!
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- 2011-10-01 14:08:08
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- 2016-05-13 18:31:29
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