It was six of one and half a dozen of another,
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It was six of one and half a dozen of another, two and a half fifths of another and thirty one sixty fourths of the
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rest. Meetings of the Morally Equivalent Majority were long affairs and were generally inconclusive. But there was one time we'll never forget. That night, James
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Watson showed up and lectured us that we should do the human race a favor and keep our DNA out of the gene pool. Jim was never one to beat around the bush. The moral majority Pres.
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decided that he wanted to spray his DNA all over the gene pool. He decided to work late on the weekend while a certain pleasantly plump intern who fell for Jedi mind tricks
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jutupaunik
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was all that rosamania could manage to type. She'd never been very good with computers, but after the partial lobotomy things were obviously much worse. Additionally, she couldn't
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quite escape the feeling that the computer was watching her the entire time. She stood, drooling, and hurled the wretched device from the third story window, watching as it
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crumbled over the concrete and broke into a million pieces. But something wasn't right. Even though the computer had been destroyed, she still felt
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like she was being watched. When she started the site, she had no idea it would turn into this. But it had. She had become the sole supplier of
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evil masks, having eliminated her competitors by sending them free masks that possessed their souls and drove them to heinous acts, detestable even by them. She was making BANK.
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- 2011-03-21 16:41:28
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SlimWhitman Apr 28 2011 @ 17:26
And that folks is called pulling a "jutupaunik". I hope we don't see it too often.
ChucksterAce May 04 2011 @ 22:09
one word doesn't have the same effect as one Liners.