Temporary insanity is one of those things
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Temporary insanity is one of those things you kind of have to lean into, even if you really are insane. You can't afford to have a good day on the stand when going for nuts.
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But that depends on whose nuts they are. Which reminds me of the day I
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worked for planter's peanuts as a janitor. I would rifle through offices looking for change. I put my coffee cup down on a desk, of a sketch, it left a ring around Mr. Peanut's eye
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but I didn't think much of it until the next day when that hotshot Dan in marketing announced that he had "the new face" of Mr. Peanut. I recognized that monocle as residual from
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the celebrity legume. Mr. Peanut would
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use that plastic nose tin ways that would having me singin' Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy in 2 minutes flat! He was that
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man that your momma warned you about. Just something about him. Maybe it was the
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sex, maybe it was the quiet times in the morning. He had me and I knew that I would never be able to turn back. I was stuck. I only hope that this won't turn out like
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taffy, cause I just can't stand the stuff. There's fresh and salt water. What the f's the dif? They're both horrible. That's the last time I let ANY man
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tell me differently. Sure, there's the taste. But in reality, does that matter? It's all just a lot of H, a little 2, and a mediocre amount of O.
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- 2010-12-02 01:52:34
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- 2011-02-24 01:33:44
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