Well hidden from prying eyes, deep in the

Well hidden from prying eyes, deep in the Beverly Hills, guarded by Brinks security, sits the Million Dollar Store. Everything is for sale for just a Million dollars.

diamond encrusted toilet plunger designed by Damian Hurst which was a steal for only one million and one dollars. It was the new status symbol: The glistening plunger in the privy

made Naomi Campbell's Borderline Personality Disorder go off the hinges. She swung the diamond encrusted plunger at

us, knocking down everyone in the front row. Some guy who didn't lose conciousness was prying some diamonds of the weapon, and pocketing them. Yet again, Naomi's disorder overcame

the Romans, and before long Italy was ours. Next on the list was France. That one should be easy, but Naomi's disorder was unpredictable. We would have to wait until she was

stable enough to sail again. Regaining sea legs while battling migraine headaches caused Naomi no end of consternation, however she discovered that if she

chanted "Kumbaya, My Lord" under her breath incessantly for an hour that she could function normally - well, as normally as someone who sings under their breath can be. "Hard to

kumbaya singing skills?" cackled a nearby homeless attorney, giggling at his own punny cleverness. Well, someone had to break the tension of the awkward moment. She stopped chantin

while hangin around makin all sorts of racket. Bettin this won't be the last time those homeless attorneys are hecklin passersby vomitin outside the old courthouse.