Wearing his freshly ironed white blouse and

Wearing his freshly ironed white blouse and black tie Chuck sat in his cubicle, passively clicking button after button on the keyboard. "Gee, I sure wish

I had something more glamorous going on in my life." Moments later, mailroom Tommy delivered an invitation, sealed with wax, to Chuck's cubicle. Chuck straightened his tie as he op

ened the thick vellum envelope. His hands trembled slightly as he read the handwritten request: Dearest Chuck, Please meet me at midnight, in the Garden of Good and Evil. Yours,

Rob. Chuck stared at the note and called his brother. 'Please look after Cheryl' he said. He offered no more explanations and packed a bag. He lay on his bed, the only sound

was the mad axeman beating his way through the front door. Chuck grabbed his bag and headed for the bathroom window where he saw a woman protected by a silver spoon making

cellophane flowers of yellow and green that towered over my head. She climbed out of the room, and I followed her down to a bridge by a fountain. "What's your name," I queried.

"Lucy!" She beamed. "Lucy Skye Diamond. Named by my dear Martha...or was it lovely Rita...or Eleanor Rigby...I don't know...I'm so tired and I don't know what to do."

I'm so tired. I haven't slept a wink. I crawled off to sleep in the bath. When I awoke this bird had flown.So I lit a fire. Isn't it good? My Norwegian flings A frame lit up the

And now I'm ready to eat them all. I will take them via my rectum. I just want to be original in my diet. They go in and then out and is the same shit, no difference at all.