Once upon a time there was a lonely girl

Once upon a time there was a lonely girl named liz, she had

a particularly ugly friend named Jake. He had a profoundly unusual manner, and his hair was

Awesome and out of his jelousy he decided he would pretend he was from skyrim hand dragon shout her... That failed so he just spartan kicked her down the stairs!

after kicking her down the stairs, he apologised and took her out for a lovely meal of fried horker tusk and then swooped her up in his arms and made sweet love to her

lay a purple peach and a blue tarsier.

That's what the T-shirt's in Nueva Quark all said. Stupid tourist mung. I cracked a vile, and savored the chalky burn. If I'm going to catch this so called Reanimated Cyborg

I have to become one. The Wizard waved his wand and granted my request. "Keep a journal of your experiences for future rereference!", he said. I said okay and stuffed it in my shoe

footnote to self: keeping my journal under my sole for future reference I walk miles in my moccasins & tread softly on my past for it leads me to the future I chose with each step.

But my past was my arch enemy, I learned with blistering speed. I finally kicked off my moccasins (and my journal) into a nearby river & danced into the sun...finally free.