Chris was as big as the side of a house.

Chris was as big as the side of a house. At birth, he was

not so big. Quite small actually. But milk and cheese straight from the farm changed that quickly. Of course the main reason for his girth was

his sedentary lifestyle. He worked in a cube farm all day and at night watched the tellie. He lacked the energy for much more. But then one day

the electricity went out while he was watching the Adventures of Rabbit. His face turned carrot-orange with anger as he tried to get out of his chair, but his fat bum was stuck.

A huffing and puffing came from outside the window and he knew at once that the wolf was at the door, waiting to make rabbit stew out of him, but he was still stuck in his chair

because usually the only sort of math they're any good at is multiplication. Nevertheless, as the pot's temperature continued to climb, the bunny deduced that there must be a nine

new bunnies cooking it there. But in fact there were four and twenty blackbirds in there. Boy was the bunny surprised when they took the creation to the king and out popped blackbi

rds instead of...well, whatever. The blackbirds flew around the king's head & out the castle window, never to be seen again. "Uh-oh," thought the bunny. The king ROARED

! Just in time a maid swept into the King's chambers with dessert. "No animals were harmed in the making of this pie." It was love at first bite. The bunny happily hopped away.