"Demi-sec sucks!Give the good stuff,I know

"Demi-sec sucks!Give the good stuff,I know you have it!"said Anna.Marc didn't know,she was going to ask him for something.Depending on his answer all would be changed,so she needed

a good poke in the chops. She was one of those chowderheads who doesn't know when to keep her big trap shut. Anna would grind any guy's gears. But Marc was a pacifist and he

read his misfortune cookies with a knowing nod, "You will be bossed around, brace yourself." Anna leaned in and yelled, "Marc, show me the misfortune, SHOW ME!" He hid in the bath

He got tangled in the tub stopper chain and accidentally drowned. The misfortune he'd hung on to fell in the street when the EMTs took him away. It was picked up by a squirrel

whose tail got chopped off by a car tire. And the squirrel stuffed the misfortune in a tree, which withered & fell over across the power lines. The misfortune fell onto the street,

causing an earthquake, toppling every building west of Boise. Misfortune fell straight through the earth & onto the laps of 2 Tibetan monks, who then died. Misfortune then fell on

Lady Luck's doorstep. She emerged and said "Ahh, MissFortune, you're just in time." MissFortune smiled and replied "So sorry Lady Luck, but it's too late. The potatoes

are all gone." Lady Luck frowned. "That's very, ah, unfortunate of you, Miss Fortune. Are you sure you're feeling quite all right." "Perfectly all right," she replied. Just then

Justin Bieber thumped in, & the ladies suddenly had Bieber fever & crowded around the superstar's aura. Unfortunately, it was a bomb sent by al-Qauda & all the girls disintegrated.