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you're not trying to egg me on are you? Yolko Ovo was cracking up, but she had AAA size

assets which pleased Benedict Custardbatch, Hollywood movie star. Yolko Ovo answered her phone. Her best friend Humpty was on the edge again."Benedict, I must leave you. Humpty nee

ds me to shell out some dough to fix his bruised ego," said Yolko Ono. "That's no surprise," came Benedict's hard-boiled reply, "Mr. Dumpty always cracks under pressure."

Benedict & Yolko Ono took an elicit trip to Albumen, NY, where Mr. Dumpty's oblong office met in secrecy on the sunny side of the street. They were here to give him a right panning

eggzactly where he needed it. Yolko Ono & Benedict intervened there in the oblong office. There was but one place to send Humpty for rehab: Huevos Rancheros. Humpty went to pieces

& declared that this would not be over easy. "Look on the sunny side, Humpty" said Ed Schell. "If the chicken wasn't there first, you'd have been cooked for sure." It was true. The

egg has been beaten to death, let us now turn to a pun that will make stomachs less quiche-ey, let's now look on the sunny side of punning on dogs, let's let loose the hounds

! On second thought, that would be pretty ruff because then this story would not be all it was cracked up to be. Shell we go ahead & finish it now? I better scramble. Time's up.