He blessed each of them as they kissed his

He blessed each of them as they kissed his ring. It was his favorite part of the morning and probably his last until he reached his new post where he'd have to start all over.

He nodded to each as they marched around him. Someone with his abilities does not have to tread lightly. There was the time he ordered the nine of them dead for their part in the

1996 incident when a group of upstarts failed to acknowledge his prowess at nodding. He was the inspiration for the original bobble head and he didn't let anyone forget it. Then a

contender for attention entered the scene. She said she created the original "slow clap" so often found in dramatic movie scenes. Despite himself, he nodded in his bobblehead way.

While Donna had minted the "slow clap," Pierre had refined it to become a syncopated "slow clap," causing the director to pull out all of his

hair (which isn't saying much, since he was nearly bald anyway) along with a hand grenade. Well, that put a stop to their disruptive "slow clap". Donna

didn't give two sheets who had given her the hickey, she just wanted

that godforsaken rash to go away. Pulling on a turtleneck sweater, she

of tourist #3 and the line wasn't half as long as she had dreamed it would be, but as she lay there getting ravaged by the director, her belly told her the next role would be.