Spring was unusually cold. Greta's plans

Spring was unusually cold. Greta's plans for the yard were delayed while waiting for the snow, frost and downpours to move away. She drew, sketched and bought all the acutrements a

t Home Depot. They were very helpful. They gave her advice on how much lime would be required to dispose of a body. What sort of rubber tub would be big enough and how deep to dig.

But she decided to do it Dexter style. She rented a boat, and ...

Blam, there it was. The mad sea monster had returned. This time, sporting a laser gun.

"IM A FIRIN' MEH LAZAR!" the sea monster suddenly said, and destroyed half of Tokyo with a mighty blast. When suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a Batgrena

de. BOOM! Godzilla's intestines were blown to smithereens and splashed into the Tokyo Sea. Batman washed his hands of the deed and went home to take a nap. Robin was there

waiting for him, "where have you been all this time?" asked Robin "oh you know, blew up some monsters, the usual." "without me? Again? I can't take this anymore!" Batman tried to c

or 10 ohns. The robin was all worn out from sex with Pilot from the not-very-Australia television programme Fartscape. The toxin spray buzzed them in the eyes, making them wince

but their Aussie shows "Reality Drag Queen Outback Walkabout","Dirk Diggler does Darwin" & "Toxic Trouser Snakes:Tourniquetes of Love" ratings were dropping so they gave it a go.