A naked redhead walks into a bar with a poodle

  • A naked redhead walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 2-foot salami under the other. He lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be

  • joining the priest,the rabi and the duck over there,willyou?".But it was the poodle who answered in his anoying poodle voice:"Just give him a shot of vodka."

  • Then the poodle started humping the duck, AT THE WRONG END. When it's pink thing came out the Rabbi tried to circumcise the poodle but the priest stepped in and said,

  • "Dog hates Slags!" It made sense in a way because the rabbi was Reform, and female. The priest grabbed the poodle and the golden candlesticks and ran for the door.

  • But before he could escape, a shadowy figure burst from the shadows and somersaulted to the door, blocking his exit. "Well, well" it said, stepping forward into the light to reveal

  • "A new car! yes Mr. Prescott welcome the new game / reality show that is sweeping the nation! YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE!" The walls parted to reveal a studio audience. He screamed.

  • He screamed like a excited little girl for on the stage was a brand new Lamborghini, a car he always wanted. Unfortunately next to it was the gallows, he was to play the gallows

  • if he wanted to win the car. Frustrated, he had no idea how to play the gallows. He tried strumming the noose, but it made little sound. "Put it around your neck!" whispered his

  • wife. She figured she'd inherit the car if he died and would be glad to be rid of the fool of a husband to boot. She told him it was a fancy texan tie and helped him put it on.

  • He was so appreciative that she almost felt a pang of pity -- but only for a moment. She put her knee in his back and pulled the cords, but his nose-hair clippers saved the day.



  1. SlimWhitman Aug 30 2011 @ 02:43

    I'm never without my trusty nose hair clipper...

  2. 49erFaithful Aug 30 2011 @ 19:34

    I always wondered how that joke ended...

  3. mensaque Aug 30 2011 @ 20:58

    I'm not shure,but I think it does not end well for the duck...at all!Something about trying to get it to speak,and fingers stuck...on the poor duck.The places people's minds go!Well,not me of course...hahaha!

  4. 49erFaithful Aug 30 2011 @ 21:19

    I suppose it all depends on what the duck is into. It appears to run with a rather varied crowd...

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