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Please place towel on the floor if you need

  • Please place towel on the floor if you need a new one. As a small step to saving the environment, we suggest you use your champagne chiller as a penis beaker. -The Hotel Staff.

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  • I was stunned. These lyrics -- they were so new that the word "new" had to be redefined in an unredefinable way. The Hotel Staff, an a capella band from Daly City/Colma, had broken

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  • down and finally did a cover song of REO speedwagon. The a capella group fomr Daly City/Colma called themselves the "Hotel Staff." My innovation was to call them, "The Room Cleaner

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  • of Not the Amish". Their cover of Riding the Storm Out was a hit. They hosted both Saturday Night Live & Saturday Night Dead. The Room Cleaner of Not the Amish was bigger than Beyo

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  • after trying to cram the last day of a monthly subscription at the gym. Not the Amish's album art featured many activities unfamiliar to Amish behavior, like satirizing sacrilege,

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  • and using an electric toaster oven to re-heat yams. In fact, such scenes were found as forbidden drawings in Yonnie's shed. Ashamed, he left the Amish village and became a

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  • passionate toaster oven salesperson. Yonnie kept his Amish clothes and beard, seeming to improve his sales numbers with their charm. The unfortunate yam incident far behind him now

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  • he spent the next few years selling high-quality toasters out of a small storefront in town. Until one day a stranger walked in and said, "I know about the yam incident, Yonnie."

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  • Yonnie put her hands on her hips. "Oh? What do you think I yam?" Whoops. "I mean, I yam what I yam." Crap. She had said too much. The Yam Incident had tarnished her reputation as a

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  • Popeye Cosplayer. Yonnie was barred from saying the line again.

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