Please place towel on the floor if you need

Please place towel on the floor if you need a new one. As a small step to saving the environment, we suggest you use your champagne chiller as a penis beaker. -The Hotel Staff.

I was stunned. These lyrics -- they were so new that the word "new" had to be redefined in an unredefinable way. The Hotel Staff, an a capella band from Daly City/Colma, had broken

of Not the Amish". Their cover of Riding the Storm Out was a hit. They hosted both Saturday Night Live & Saturday Night Dead. The Room Cleaner of Not the Amish was bigger than Beyo

after trying to cram the last day of a monthly subscription at the gym. Not the Amish's album art featured many activities unfamiliar to Amish behavior, like satirizing sacrilege,

and using an electric toaster oven to re-heat yams. In fact, such scenes were found as forbidden drawings in Yonnie's shed. Ashamed, he left the Amish village and became a

passionate toaster oven salesperson. Yonnie kept his Amish clothes and beard, seeming to improve his sales numbers with their charm. The unfortunate yam incident far behind him now

he spent the next few years selling high-quality toasters out of a small storefront in town. Until one day a stranger walked in and said, "I know about the yam incident, Yonnie."

Yonnie put her hands on her hips. "Oh? What do you think I yam?" Whoops. "I mean, I yam what I yam." Crap. She had said too much. The Yam Incident had tarnished her reputation as a

Popeye Cosplayer. Yonnie was barred from saying the line again.