i burred today

i burred today

so i could not concentrate on anything the teacher said

because she was naked except for a towel. A paper towel, so everything she said just

sounded like "blah blah blah". The water had already turned the towel translucent. They could see everything. This was not what she had signed up for. The script had said cotton

towels, not polyester. Who made towels out of polyester? Her skin crawled at the thought of it. Her middle class nose wrinkled as she went over her lines. This play was awful.

"Crap". She deflated into an available folding chair & took another pull on her flask. She couldn't wrap her head around how she had gotten here. The Director's Assistant walked

around the set pulling his hair out and acting like her forgetting her lines again was the most important thing in the free world. The Director rolled his eyes and gave her a

lettuce. She then slapped him with it multiple times until all the water droplets disintegrated onto his face. "My elbows are sexy," she insisted. "Whatevs," replied The Director.

"Now stop messing around and pick up the lettuce so we can move on to making the next scene, woman! We've got 4 hours to make a Subway commercial!" She retorted with "Can my elbow