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i burred today

  • i burred today

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  • so i could not concentrate on anything the teacher said

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  • because she was naked except for a towel. A paper towel, so everything she said just

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  • sounded like "blah blah blah". The water had already turned the towel translucent. They could see everything. This was not what she had signed up for. The script had said cotton

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  • towels, not polyester. Who made towels out of polyester? Her skin crawled at the thought of it. Her middle class nose wrinkled as she went over her lines. This play was awful.

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  • "Crap". She deflated into an available folding chair & took another pull on her flask. She couldn't wrap her head around how she had gotten here. The Director's Assistant walked

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  • around the set pulling his hair out and acting like her forgetting her lines again was the most important thing in the free world. The Director rolled his eyes and gave her a

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  • lettuce. She then slapped him with it multiple times until all the water droplets disintegrated onto his face. "My elbows are sexy," she insisted. "Whatevs," replied The Director.

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  • "Now stop messing around and pick up the lettuce so we can move on to making the next scene, woman! We've got 4 hours to make a Subway commercial!" She retorted with "Can my elbow

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  • s & knees be covered in Sweet Onion Sauce?" The crew wheeled out a large vat of Sweet Onion Sauce and before the next scene she was allowed to swim in it but nobody fished her out.

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1 Comments

  1. JonH2O Jan 12 2013 @ 02:04

    lol

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