a alien came laughing towards a man. the

a alien came laughing towards a man. the man asked why are you laughing? and the alien told because i think of you being naked and walking around?'

'I wondered the same about you'- the man replied

tapping his cigarette case to settle the tobacco.His goatie was split at the bottom & twisted into two blonde plaits."Your not from these parts either, are you?" His gaze was sharp

. I felt it as I carried steaming soup bowls to their long, stone table. "Lamb stew, sirs." It was then I saw tiny silver bells dangling from the stranger's plaited, flaxen beard.

y in his tumbley for at least three hours. Rocktard's mouth watered at the sight, but before he could dig in, he had to say grace. "Bless me & this lamb stew, Lord, & and keep me

from solid proof that you exist. I bow and scrape to you, your majesty as is your final wish upon this earth: to be reviled as god on earth" the pharoh would be very pleased in my

Opinion. Your manifesto on folded stories has just sold it's 792,812th copy. Quite a feat for someone who flunked O levels fifty years ago in Shropshire Commons. I have a copy

Of it here in my leprous hands. Could you autograph it for me addressed to my father in hell, please?

But instead I just got the finger. I picked it up in my teeth and carried it to Dr. Goodfeel to sew back onto my hand. It was not covered by my insurance. Hell is for lepers.