50 'other' uses for a penis beaker. 1) denture

50 'other' uses for a penis beaker. 1) denture cleansing 2) orange squash tumbler 3) prenatal test 4) golf ball washer 5) sea monkey aquarium

6) beaker for washing a penis in. A klaxon blared and a giant foam hammer hit my head. Dagnabbit, I'll never get the hang of list-folding & that's where points gold is found!. If I

in charge. Being a father has numerous unwitting humiliations. I never reveal this truth in public, mainly I say my son is going through a stage. But the terrible fact is that

we are all going through a stage, and everyone dies at the end. Except for my son, who increasingly seems to be post-human. Even his crystal and indigo pals have started to avoid

him. My son's such a gem, a real diamond in the rough. Now that he's gone through such a drastic metamorphosis, they're friendship has become rather rocky. Ruby, his girlfriend,

had a many-faceted personality, unlike my son's former girlfriend, Opal. There was no comparison. Ruby was flashy, but deep, while Opal was a stoner. My son preferred

girls named after precious stones, and I just wasn't into that crap. I mean I don't really even care who was better for him, but who is going around naming their kids after rocks?!

It's just as bad as naming your kid after a car. Next thing you'll know, I'll walk into the gym and some prepy freshmen will try out for my team and walk in saying, "Hi my name is

Ore-Ida, son of Moloch, god of fire. Sacrifice your children to me with a lot of little potatoes." Then your kid's peeling potatoes and boiling in a stew and all crying and stuff.