Heart jumping out of my chest. she just asked

Heart jumping out of my chest. she just asked me over for dinner. i was so happy. been able to go over to the girl of my dreams house. this was dreamy. i tell her ill be there at 6

but turn up at 7 because I don't want to appear too eager. Alphonsine, girl of my dreams, had left 10 minutes earlier in a cloudy limousine driven by a masked 7 toed sloth. My hear

ing has gone, and so has my brain apparently. The world is no longer making sense anymore, I- The world phased around me. Alphonsine appeared before me in a bubble, calling out to

me. "Come back. come back." But my timeline had collided with Christopher Lloyd's and I was returned to 1985, sitting in the back of a Delorean Cab, and Llyod asked, "So, where to?

" But it was more of a rhetorical question. Before I could say anything, Christopher Lloyd punched the keys and set our destination for the year 3000. "Put the pedal to the metal,"

"We're of to the Crystal Cathedral to hear Bill Graham lecture about them homosexuals," grandpa screamed. His dream was to travel route 66 in search of his long lost love,

eat a chili-cheese omelet, listen to Roy Orbison and eat beef jerky. It would not happen. It would not happen in a big fat way. Grandpa was stuck in Mephisto, Texas.

two years later, he wore Mephisto shoes and met Mephisto himself. He refused to sign the contract to sell his soul to the meat grinder until offered all expenses paid for life. The

itcom about him. Better to retire early. "No thanks on this hinky contract! I have better things to do with my life like become a professional golfer." Closed the door.