"A simple man, living a simple life" was

"A simple man, living a simple life" was his motto. And as I pointed out to him every time, "You aren't that simple Brian. You've got that big....

mansion and have never worked a day in your life. Your family is still living off your great grandfathers money. Simple man, living a simple life my ass." You're a political hack

saw trying to cut through iron bars of a two-party system. But then Jospehus Osborne said, "Look my Grandad was a great man, but nothing compared to my dad who

was gay but it made Dad even more of a man. Especially since he hung around naked, sweaty men all day." Nobody was listening to Josephus however, because the two-party system broke

danced their way to another trophy. Because who doesn't like sweaty naked men spinning on their heads? This BI-PARTISANSHIP began a new era of enlightenment in Washington. Lawmaker

John McCain, made a motion and Bernie Sanders seconded that emotion. Not to be left out Michele Bachmann and Nancy Pelosi pretended to be Britney Spears & Madonna

playing tonsil hockey while Mitch McConnell bore a remarkable resemblance to a turtle poking his head out. Joe Biden was a mad Pit Bull. Oh yes, polithespians they were.

This unreal charade lasted since the beginning itself. Regardless of the excitement, after some time even the strongest players were feeling dizzy. And in the lobby there was their

his fist and Jim felt down and heart his head brutally. Tom started to cry and grab Jim into a hospital.