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Like a newly minted mint, Winter Greene felt

  • Like a newly minted mint, Winter Greene felt refreshed as the peppermint veil lifted from his tortured soul. Junior noticed the difference, if only in the way his comatose eyes

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  • dialated briefly. Junior called the others and said, guys I think Winter is trying to say something. They all crowded in. Betty the gynecologist was first to realize it was morse

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  • Samuel, the inventor of Mores Code. She was channeling his spirit from beyond the grave. He was speaking in Pig Latin and when Junior deciphered the message it said, "

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  • Erethay isay onay away ouyay ancay ecipherday isthay!" Fortunately for Junior, Pig Latin wasn't really much of a secret language anymore. But then the message degraded into obscure

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  • squeeks and white noise. Junior tried to adjust the antenna that was firmly screwed into his skull. He just got a severe migraine from the effort. He turned his tuner-tooth to find

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  • those creepy Russian numbers stations, which still go on in spite of the cold war being over. Junior scooted on his scooter as the antenna in his skull listening to the fat Russki

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  • contemplating the world of observational comedy and wondering if anyone really knew about creepy Russian numbers stations or whether he should rework some of his material. He left

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  • then, confused as ever about what to do about his life. Comedy? Or insurance sales? He tossed down another shot of Maker's Mark. OR...could he combine the two? The more he drank,

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  • the more he felt his disco feet take over the dance floor. His funky boogie was grooving to the music with all the right moves. He'd shuffled up next to a pretty lady and she

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  • began to dutty-wine all over him. All was going well... until her wig fell onto him from the intense gyration. The entire club gasped... & he awoke from his dream covered in sweat.

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1 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Jan 25 2013 @ 16:56

    Huh. I didn't know Junior Mints could speak Pig Latin. I also had to look up what dutty-wine was, Wise. :) I learn something new every day in FS. Better than higher ed.

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