CATMAN is a super hero who surrounds himself

CATMAN is a super hero who surrounds himself with a large army of cats. He usually speaks gibberish and/or throws his cats at passersby. In truth CATMAN is a slave to the cats but

only at night, so no one really knew. CATMAN was the most useless super hero know to mankind. Until one day he accidently saved my life, as he hurled one of his

mice grenades at a prowler next door. Catman's weapon exploded into a thousand shrill mice, 1 of whom flew thru our window, scaring my wife who had been chasing me with a hot iron

griddle which she still managed to brand me with, but then Catman's errant mouse scampered across her foot & she jumped into my arms & we made up, so Catman if you need a sidekick

I'm here for you, when you call, I'll be waiting... Time after time.

Tomorrow, he'll dial it again.

Sighing, he set the phone down and looked to his wall, where a photo of his late wife hung. He was doing this for her. It was all for her. He would avenge her. He had to.

He walked down the stairs and into the large kitchen. He opened the drawer that held the kitchen knives and grabbed the sharpest one. He then walked to the man's house and...

stabbed his dog and embraced the man