As I finished paying for my Doritos and other

As I finished paying for my Doritos and other snacks, the smiling cashier handed me a miniature schnauzer. "Its Free Puppy Day! You get one with any purchase over twenty!"

Wow! I always wanted a puppy! The mini schnauzer stared appealingly at me. "Does he have a name?" "Nope," said the cashier."Once you get to know him, you'll know what name is right

for the little critter" I was in love, so I paid for the little fluff ball in Ebay gift certificates & we went home. As I look into his big ol'eyes, I wait for a sign on what 2 nam

e him, and then it struck me - Harrison Ford. Well, I lived in Harrison, OH, drove a Ford, and the cute little guy rested alone in my hand. Plus, I thought he could wear a vest.

Harrison Ford was the cricket I bought to feed Squawker's before I found out he'd gone vegan on me. Harrison looked dapper in the vest. He twirled his antennae & sang Vaudeville

shtick with unabashed pizzazz. Ah life was grand with Harrison Ford the vaudevillian cricket and Squawkers the vegan parrot. That is, until Mongo the vindictive aardvark smashed

Harrison Ford's gin and tonic. Harrison was instantaneously enraged at Mongo the Aardvark, he said, "Look Mongo, I've got to rip your lungs out and wear them like giant

ear flaps. It's cold out." Mongo the Aardvark looked thoughtful. "It wasn't me," he told Harrison Ford, "it was a bigger aardvark." H Ford looked over his shoulder & Mongo skeda

beedopped shoobydopwopped shabowbow tangorangoed. Harrison was so impressed with Mongo's scatting skills that he was cheered up about the lukewarm reception of his latter career.