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"You can't fight evil with evil" said Jim.

  • "You can't fight evil with evil" said Jim. Aubry loathed Jim and set out to disprove him by releasing hyper-virulent mosquito HIV to end malaria. 3 days later, it mutated to humans

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  • and the humans died. Aubry looked over and said, "See?" and Jim's bloated neck turned and he nodded. He fished a dollar bill out of his pocket and put it in Aubrey's puss-ridden

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  • bosom. But the pressure popped Aubrey's bulging pustules, spraying a sickly green goo all over Jim. Aubrey's countenance was one of extreme

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  • pleasure. Jim didn't understand what he was seeing. He though this was a version of smallpox, but he knew it had been wiped out years ago. The green goo was troubling. Grabbing his

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  • scarificator he lacerated some exposed veins. He was beginning to enjoy himself and decided trepanning might help. Anyway it was an opportunity to use his trephine.

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  • He'd gotten it for Hannukah, but it was a functional gift that his great aunt Gretel had requested he used on her to alleviate her migraines. His trepan technique was shaky, but

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  • with precise tap of the silver hammer Gretel's seizures where a thing of the past. "Oy vey!" she whispered as he drilled a second hole. The dybukks were released from her head.

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  • "What the hell is a dybukk?", I suddenly asked my grandfather. And just like that, the illusion was broken, and I was back in my bed, listening to this decrepit old man

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  • move his bowels in bed next to me. "Housekeeping!" I yelled. They'd be here in 10. Five if I was lucky, but my luck had run out at the baccarat table in Havana years ago. These da

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  • days I spent my time drinking whiskey sours, reading Marquis De Sade and avoiding the cops.

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2 Comments

  1. Chaz Aug 26 2012 @ 22:03

    Dybbuk - (Yiddish) the soul of a dead sinner that has transmigrated into the body of a living person. Inspired by the Coen Borther's movie, A Serious Man. (My misspelling)

  2. Zetawilk Aug 27 2012 @ 03:09

    In turn inspired by Yiddish mythology. I should know, we get a whole bunch of the meshuggeneh spirits in our crawlspace when the weather gets like this. We only have old Channukah decorations in our attic, and we're not even Jewish.

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