I just got my Android. However, an history

I just got my Android. However, an history of awesomness before i get the damn Android is inevitable to listen to. Well, i was here, at the bar, drunk, talking with friends, when

I was approached by a Hater. "Spoilers are like bar flies they just keep popping up like so many crispy critters."

I replied, "Infestations are best handled with Predation. This way the critters population naturally tends towards zero". Later we released our digital predator onto the net.

after it was released people went crazy! and started

break dancing in the middle of the street. This was ill advised as

Bill Clinton and extramarital affairs in the oval office. But thats beside the point because

(well, mostly high - mighty, not so much) and spouts out of his pie hole about

sandwich geometry and the lyrics of entanglement physics, as though he had any understanding of what he was saying. Sometimes, one must choke a snitch, and this was such a time.

Not only would there be no forthcoming exposition of braneworld cosmology or inflationary cosmology (without singularity), but no websites would be permitted for telepaths, none!