The He Man Woman Hater's Club was a gay bar

The He Man Woman Hater's Club was a gay bar on the corner of Alfala and Stymie. They made the bartenders wear Darla little bowties on Spanky night. Our Gang would always

go there, get drunk and stagger back home for some awkward groping to the lounge music playing on the entertainment center. Unless it was a donkey-punch night, Petey would

refuse the existence of a God who cares about mortals. He loved rusty trombones or Cleveland Steamers. He liked to savage a 18-pack and then

listen to those 80's hair bands, dancing naked and playing air guitar to "Johnny and the Rusty Trombones". God had no place here. This was the time of

recompense. It was also time to find Waldo. Stan grabbed his air guitar and his stun gun and jumped into the waiting hovercraft, still naked.

They wooshed off to the botanical garden who'd sponsored this week's "Find Waldo" in Jungle Theme.The contestants started searching.Stan's skivvy's proved problematic in the cactus

maze, and his blindness didn't help either. One contestant got eaten by a venus flytrap. Another contestant thought she found Waldo, but the man was actually just a Waldo Watcher.

dig through my closet to find my biggest axe and clean(ish) loin cloth. I was all set for the ball but I was apprehensive about showing up empty-handed. I opened the fridge. Hmm.

Let's see... 7 varieties of penicillin, some guacamole and a half eaten leg of lamb. Perfect! With the leg of lamb in one hand and my axe in the other I set off for my epic win!