FASHION POLICE COMIX No.1 "Never Wear Black

FASHION POLICE COMIX No.1 "Never Wear Black Without the Blue." We're the Fashion Police. This is our job. These are our true stories. Tonight, Justice is going to be FABULOUS.

But then "they" showed. The Fashion Police hated "them." The Fashion Defense Attorneys made a mockery of Fashion law. Made being a Style Cop pointless. They used

to not only uphold the Fashion Laws, "they" MADE the Fashion Laws. But with the Anti-Clashing Colors code of '43, "T.H.E.Y." became rebels: Total Haute-couture Evolution Youth

a fashion statement they wanted to make, but a fashion QUESTION. They became known in the French Underground as Heurt Mode, loosely translated as "Clashing Fashion". Soon, wearing

*that* blouse with *those* slacks could be due to blindness, laziness, or passionate adherence to the Heurt Mode fashion movement. All bets were off. Once, late for work, I

teamed spots with stripes. It was a tense moment when I sat at my desk. My colleagues were colour blocking and hadn't seen a pattern for 3 seasons. They attacked with such force

That I became a mouse, joining a family living in the wall. This was my new life and I figured it was karma. I grew fur and a tail simultaneously. It felt strange indeed.

My transformation was the dream of every Furry who had ever lived, but I couldn't find it in me to accept my new life. Being a mouse was tough, especially being one named Jerry

People always come up to me and ask, "Are you the famous mouse from the cartoon "Tom and Jerry!" Unfortunately, I had to turn them away empty handed. Being a mouse was rough.