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FASHION POLICE COMIX No.1 "Never Wear Black

  • FASHION POLICE COMIX No.1 "Never Wear Black Without the Blue." We're the Fashion Police. This is our job. These are our true stories. Tonight, Justice is going to be FABULOUS.

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  • But then "they" showed. The Fashion Police hated "them." The Fashion Defense Attorneys made a mockery of Fashion law. Made being a Style Cop pointless. They used

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  • to not only uphold the Fashion Laws, "they" MADE the Fashion Laws. But with the Anti-Clashing Colors code of '43, "T.H.E.Y." became rebels: Total Haute-couture Evolution Youth

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  • went underground. In the abandoned tube tunnels under Paris, they blithely mixed paisleys and polka dots, wore white shoes in winter and very occasionally wore black. But it wasn't

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  • a fashion statement they wanted to make, but a fashion QUESTION. They became known in the French Underground as Heurt Mode, loosely translated as "Clashing Fashion". Soon, wearing

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  • *that* blouse with *those* slacks could be due to blindness, laziness, or passionate adherence to the Heurt Mode fashion movement. All bets were off. Once, late for work, I

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  • teamed spots with stripes. It was a tense moment when I sat at my desk. My colleagues were colour blocking and hadn't seen a pattern for 3 seasons. They attacked with such force

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  • That I became a mouse, joining a family living in the wall. This was my new life and I figured it was karma. I grew fur and a tail simultaneously. It felt strange indeed.

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  • My transformation was the dream of every Furry who had ever lived, but I couldn't find it in me to accept my new life. Being a mouse was tough, especially being one named Jerry

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  • People always come up to me and ask, "Are you the famous mouse from the cartoon "Tom and Jerry!" Unfortunately, I had to turn them away empty handed. Being a mouse was rough.

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