Everytime I walk and then stop, my shadow

Everytime I walk and then stop, my shadow bumps into me.Then I get mad and yell at it. My nosy neighbors called the cops on me and that's how I ended up here. It all started

5 years, 6 weeks, and 2 days ago. It was cold and dark outside so I stayed indoors. That night, the shadow man jumped out at me and I screamed and tried to kill it but, the shadow

was being shadowed by a bulbous shadow with stubby flippers. A familiar cowlike voice said, "You can project your shadow puppets on a jail house wall Shadowmaster!" Det. Manatee

threw the net down on the Shadowmaster but it crumpled to the ground, empty. "Huh?" said Det. Manatee. Shadowmaster laughed and not one but two shadows shrunk into darkness. 8 days

later they were still playing this game, and Det. Manatee took a time-out for a salad. He tossed the net, but Shadowmaster dodged and the place looked like it had a shadow-ball

mullet. Det. Manatee was meticulous when eating a salad. His big rubber lip, flat teeth, would twitch with the most sublime delicacy as he shredded the exquisite greens. Shadowmast

"Shush now you self-gratifying penile addicted junkie. Pretty quick on the masturbation jokes now aren't we?" The walrus was clearly offended. He didn't like when people made fun

hats by folding sheets of newspaper. You could play pirate, explorer, knight - the only limit is your imagination. By the guy's stupid newspaper hat & attitude, the walrus knew he

needs to do what it´s right. So, 5 years later he become an astronaut, and went to the moon, were he could test his courage and criativity. His attitude will always be remembered!