Romeo y Julieta son una pareja
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Romeo y Julieta son una pareja
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de cigarro manufactureras del pais
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. Well, that made sense since I was in Cuba. If they knew how to make cigars, it would be here, cigar Eldorado. I knocked on the door of what I'd assumed to be the cigar factory an
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d was surprised when an Oompa Loompa in a Panama suit opened it. "Err.. isn't this a cigar factory?", I asked. He beckoned me in singing "Oompa Loompa doompety doo I've got another
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dinosaur to give you" and then he bowed and proceeded to jump into a vat of blue acid which was
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actually just propulsion gel. He was suddenly moving so fast that he couldn't control his movements. He managed to climb out of the vat. He started running from the dinosaur.
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The dinosaur looked at him and opened his mouth. The man felt fear and trembling legs. After minutes of panic he turned his body and ran away.
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Safely back in the time travel/body snatching experimental chamber the professor recorded his notes. Another success. The next trial was taking over King Henry VIII's body. Zzap!
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When the professor came to, he realized he pushed the wrong button in the time travel/bodysnatching chamber & ended up in bed with...his grandmother!! Unable to return to his own
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home, his blind deaf grandmother freakishly tried to seduce him. This scared him for life.
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- 2011-12-02 05:02:17
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- 2013-02-04 17:31:53
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PurpleProf Feb 04 2013 @ 18:19
Maybe he is his own grandfather?
Lithium Feb 05 2013 @ 12:57
@PurpleProf- major plot twist there!
PurpleProf Feb 05 2013 @ 16:06
Lithium, I know...gosh...sometimes I just wonder where all this psychosis comes from.
Lithium Feb 05 2013 @ 17:03
xD