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"Don't worry about it Bob! Stop being such

  • "Don't worry about it Bob! Stop being such a puss Bob! The SEC will never notice Bob! That's what you said! You screwed me you bastard! I'm finished!" "Lower your voice Bob" He ope

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  • -nly bitch slapped Bob with raw porterhouse. Bob was shocked. What a waste of Kobe beef. Bob straightened his eyes and said, return my stock options to me or I will have to

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  • foreclose on the loan and drive you to the edge of insanity! Bob wasn't kidding. Bob didn't kid when his eyes were full of Kobe beef. "We've kinda sold the options on," we said, sm

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  • iling sheepishly."You what!?!" Bob got all bugeyed. Big Bob had obsessed about his Kobe Beef burger chain project . You sold the options!" He grabbed Fred's vest and a button flew

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  • Out the window. Fred was very upset as you may imagine. Big Bob took his axe out and threatened to kill Fred. The dog called the police, dialing with his pawx. Fred shwed hiim how.

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  • The police arrived just as Bob was about to throw his axe at Fred, and they shot at Bob. Somehow, they missed, and hit Fred's dog instead. But Fred's dog used his pawx and dodged

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  • the real weapon that came from behind, as the rubber axe bounced harmlessly off the old pooch. Sadly, Fred wasn't as fortunate to be hit by the real weapon, a

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  • large portion of his face was suddenly introduced to the business end of a battleaxe in the hands of a seasoned, intact, veteran of so many battles who knew his way around an axe.

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  • and by god was it bloody. the veteran has nightmares about the tale every night. he knows it was only a mistake, but it haunts him. he never feels clean he begins killing so he can

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  • feel in control of his body, of someone else. But then the waves of guilt come- like the strafing runs of a fighter jet. And he feels little. And alone. And the cycle continues.

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2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Aug 16 2017 @ 05:53

    Big Bob is a recurring character familiar to most seasoned folders on this site. If you want to know more, check out the list of recurring characters on my FS page.

  2. knight_medek Aug 16 2017 @ 10:22

    i got the weapons mixed up, argh

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