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What do you think those of us in Silicon

  • What do you think those of us in Silicon Valley are thinking when we read the following headline:

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  • THREE FOUND DEAD IN A HOLE I'll tell you what those in Silicon Valley think. They think "Why I'll get in my car & go find the varmints that perpetrated such a heinous crime." Then

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  • Chief Inchen hailed the Jobs Goblin. A spotlight punched an Apple against the brooding clouds. Three dead bodies in the hole. Silicon Valley needed the Jobs Goblin to catch the vil

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  • Lainous Jobs Czar. Ever wonder why there have been various Czars in government? Its a catchall term. Usually its redundant, but it looks like the President is taking control of the

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  • chaos by letting it fling him around like Pecos Pete on a tornado. That is just his "style". I would say sty but I don't think he knows what that means. He just calls it home. Spar

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  • with him at your own risk, and speaking of risk, he's not allowed on a flight anymore. (Seriously, I asked you not to message me when I'm on FS.) What he calls slop, we call stew,

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  • and what he calls stew, we can't afford, even if it is a special occasion. So I hope that if he calls us, it isn't when we're on FS, and if we are, it is to invite us to dinner.

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  • While I wait for that dinner invitation, I’m scanning the pet-food aisle for ideas. That can of Fancy Feast looks delish! I’ll grind Milk Bone to make flour. My cell phone rings.

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  • I answer the phone. It's my husband telling me to pick him up some cereal at the store. As I make my way to the cereal aisle I,

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  • an ectoplasmic dream piloting a chassis of calcium propelled by elastic meat, departed into the next plane. It is a sound of falling, of glass breaking, and “Honey, got it yet?”

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