What do you think those of us in Silicon

What do you think those of us in Silicon Valley are thinking when we read the following headline:

THREE FOUND DEAD IN A HOLE I'll tell you what those in Silicon Valley think. They think "Why I'll get in my car & go find the varmints that perpetrated such a heinous crime." Then

Chief Inchen hailed the Jobs Goblin. A spotlight punched an Apple against the brooding clouds. Three dead bodies in the hole. Silicon Valley needed the Jobs Goblin to catch the vil

Lainous Jobs Czar. Ever wonder why there have been various Czars in government? Its a catchall term. Usually its redundant, but it looks like the President is taking control of the

chaos by letting it fling him around like Pecos Pete on a tornado. That is just his "style". I would say sty but I don't think he knows what that means. He just calls it home. Spar

with him at your own risk, and speaking of risk, he's not allowed on a flight anymore. (Seriously, I asked you not to message me when I'm on FS.) What he calls slop, we call stew,

and what he calls stew, we can't afford, even if it is a special occasion. So I hope that if he calls us, it isn't when we're on FS, and if we are, it is to invite us to dinner.

While I wait for that dinner invitation, I’m scanning the pet-food aisle for ideas. That can of Fancy Feast looks delish! I’ll grind Milk Bone to make flour. My cell phone rings.

an ectoplasmic dream piloting a chassis of calcium propelled by elastic meat, departed into the next plane. It is a sound of falling, of glass breaking, and “Honey, got it yet?”